June 2023 Newsletter
Presidents Report
Today we played at the Keysborough Golf Club where the conditions were very good.
We had 57 players and the starters doing a great job were Peter Ross, Ian Richards and Yvonne Daniel.
Visitor Noel Jenkinson played as a guest of Peter Garbellini. Welcome Noel.
The club held a minute of silence for two of our vets Noel Manning and Dave Patterson, two popular members that will be sadly missed.
Our challenge game between Eastern vets and Vic Vets will take place on the 16th of October at Waterford Valley and we are hoping to have at least 40 players representing each side.
On behalf of the club I would like to pass on my thanks to Daryl Edwards for the great job he did as our Marketing Manager.
The event normally held at the start of the month was in fact held at the end of last month and to save messing about the report of this event can be read in last months newsletter.
Birthdays for June 2023
Congratulations and best wishes to our members whose birthday falls in June.
Mark Pearson
Ian Richards
Alan Baker
Trevor Bottomley
Where there's a will there's a way.
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted with a set of hearing aids thich allowed him to hear 100%
When the gentleman went back in a month to the doctor for his checkup the doctor found his hearing with the aid was near perfect. He said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations."
"I've changed my will three times!"
The dog with true faith.
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.
One day the dog died and Muldoon went to the parish priest asking, "Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?"
Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature."
Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?"
Father Patrick exclaimed,