Happy New Year to all our Members. Our first game of the year was at Keysborough Golf Club on Monday 16th January. We had 65 players including one guest Joseph Wurstholm who was a guest of Warren Stahel. Thank you Warren.
We also had two special guests from our VVGA. John Robertson from Buninyong and Greg Bennett from Geelong. This is the first occasion we have had members from the board of Directors playing with our district . We should be honoured to have such great company. Appreciate the effort they put in to come from the Country. Well done John and Greg. I believe if we go ahead with our three Melbourne districts playing a challenge game in 2025, the boys from headquarters will be there. Something for our club to look forward to.
Also a special thanks to Robert Taylor for coming as my Guest from Bright.
Remember to be at Waverley on Monday 5th February for our Annual A G M. If you are interested in joining our wonderful committee, this would be a good place to start. If you wish to nominate, please ring our secretary Jeff Taylor on 0423 916 131.
Look forward to seeing you all at Waverley Golf Club. In the meantime stay Safe and Well.
Your Smiling President Harold Hayes.
Captain Jeff Stevens welcomed members to Keysborough Golf Club for the Bill Fitzsimmons Trophy Stableford event.
George Giles (36) with 39 points won the Bill Fitzsimmons Trophy
George received a $40 House of Golf voucher for this effort.
A Grade: John Messing (18) 36 points
B Grade: John Newby (21) 38 points
C Grade: Peter Ross (30) 38 points
36 points Peter Frost (16)
35 points Alan Emery (27)
36 points Christopher Tierney (31) Kevin Finnerty (26)
35 points Derek MacCallum (25)
34 points Valerie Purves (41) Peter Garbellini (17) Bernard De Robillard (21)
33 points David Heraud (33) Brendan Cooney (24) Noel Jenkinson (27)
Winner Colin Wiseman won a House of Golf 30 minute lesson !
Hole 3 Warren Stahel
Hole 8 Jim Warden
Hole 12 Gina Thorne
Hole 15 Brendan Cooney
Gina Thorne celebrated a good day at Keysborough by winning the door prize of a round for 4 at Keysborough.
Bernard De Robillard will be able to enjoy the wonderful flavours of a Jimmys Jam pack.
Congratulations and best wishes to our members whose birthday falls in January.
Peter Jackson
Peter Rodwell
Taffy Davies
Alan Bennie
Peter Bimbi
Angelo Mercuri
Laurie Comerford
John Hiscock
Allan Logan
We haven't had any puns since the days of the Keep in touch pages, so it seemed like a good idea to start the new year with this collection.
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine ...
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, You get repossessed
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia - the LANd down under.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted - T'aint yours and t'aint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Waverley 12th February for the Royce Hollingworth Trophy