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Members, as you are already aware, due to Government Covid regulations our game at Keysborough was cancelled in June, where we were supposed to be playing for the David Vine trophy.
Our next game on Monday 5th July will be a shotgun start at 8am at the Southern Golf Course. We will be governed by regulations regarding masks and availability of using the Club house.
At this tournament we will be playing for the Ray Underwood trophy. The cost will be $60 for lunch including our monthly draw.
During the presentations our half yearly major draw will take place.
As previously advised, you will need to register on line if not already done so, along with booking a cart with the pro shop if required.
My thoughts to those members who have health problems at this time, wishing you well.
Stay safe.
Congratulations and best wishes to our members whose birthday falls in June.
Mark Pearson
Ian Richards
Alan Baker
Trevor Bottomley
Editor's note: As written this joke invoked scorn on one of the standard members of the joke denigration class. For the boredom of the Corona virus lockdown it has been sanitised to minimise offending anyone.
On a bitterly cold winter morning a couple were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say,
"We are going to have 20 to 30 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snow ploughs can get through"
so the car was moved to the safe side of the street.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 25 to 30 inches (Editor's Note: use of imperial units implies this happened in a backward country like the USA) of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow ploughs can get through" Again the car was moved.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...."
Then the electric power went out. The member of the denigration class was very upset, and with a worried look said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snow ploughs can get through?"
Then with the love and understanding that all members of the superior class exhibit, the reply was:
"Why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time."
While searching for a snow plough image I found lots of fascinating ones. Here are some of them:
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